March 2012
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wah i feel useless and sad somebody hold me
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guess i’ll just have to shower with my STUPID BORING REGULAR SOAP
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in the hotel in paris, the soap they provided smelled heavily of every older man i’ve ever been attracted to and i recently ran out of that soap and now i am sad
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thedesignatedclapper asked: i would like to touch benedict cumberbatch's nonexistent butt, okay. just once. i wanna tap it and whisper "thank u for ur voice" and then melt back into the crowd.
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thedesignatedclapper replied to your post: thedesignatedclapper replied to your photo: so my…
i’m gonna be your mom instead
i’m okay with this
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replicants:
“good girl”
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12d3 replied to your post: four months until i go back to england, three…
luv 4 europe alwayz. and i always think you’re already eighteen, thats a good thing
Europe has my heart forever. Ugh everyone does and I wish I were but I’m just a baaabbyyyyy :(((((
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thedesignatedclapper replied to your photo: so my mom hung this on the fridge today
what is your mother holy shit
ergophobe replied to your photo: so my mom hung this on the fridge today
Emily stamp of disapproval.
i just wanted to make some cheesy toast and this is what greeted me :(((((
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psychedelicism replied to your post: i would like
ITS COMING!!!! :))))
yes yes yes yeyesy esyeysey syeseysyeyseyseyesyeys!!!!!!
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extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
psychedelicism:
Them. I make their brain soggy, they tell me. Ramen noodles or cerebellum or just the same thing. I boiled their noodles when I turned strong. But carelessness wins again. My mind is going on an endless summer vacation.
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i would like
mail
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i just looked down and my cat was sitting on me looking up with this smug ass look on her face and i’m really not sure when she even got there?
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“So Miss Fluke, and the rest of you Feminazis, here’s the deal. If we are going...”
– Rush Limbaugh (via U.S. News - Limbaugh: Contraception advocate should post online sex videos)
I just feel sick. I don’t even know what else to say to this shit.
(via robot-heart-politics)
My dad just came in and told me about this fuckery and I went momentarily blind with rage. I actually may...
Where is My Mind? — Pixies
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Words to keep inside your pocket:
Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful.
Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound.
Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling.
Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like.
Aubade - a song greeting the dawn.
Ephemeral - lasting a very short time.
Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal.
Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in...
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sometimes i start thinking about how many people that are going to be important to me i haven’t even met yet— all the faces and smiles i’ll learn to love, i’ll have memorized. the laughs i’ll recognize immediately. the little traits i’ll notice. sometimes it’s overwhelming, all that data just waiting to be processed; but then i think of the faces i know...
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lolitas replied to your post: lolitas replied to your post: four months until i…
feel the rain on your skin ♫
lolitas replied to your post: four months until i go back to england, three…
THINGS ARE LOOKIN UP
you know it’s gonna be aaaaalllllllrrrrriiiiiiiiighhhhhtttt
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four months until i go back to england, three months until graduation, two until i turn seventeen, one until emily’s eighteen wooo000 adulthood
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lolitas:
every time i hear someone chew food, i get very close to ripping my own flesh off
everets:
I can’t wait until everyone in America is gay
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WatchPseudo Saint—Emily Russell
Meet Emily, writer of great music and captain of great adventures.
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georgiezilla:
All I wanna do with my life is be Rob Swanson.
…rob swanson
Here is a story about a jealous Elephant Shrew
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lolitas replied to your post: Today
rained here too, lub u
let’s go for a walk in the rain and give your mom some real lesbian warning signs
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